In a lewis bag, crush up some ice like a baller/maniac (@glacioice). Pour your precious ice into a collins glass. In a cocktail shaker, muddle the figs and thyme together. Add honey vodka, lemon juice, and a large ice cube (@glacioice). Shake until well chilled, and strain into glass. Add tonic water and finally 2 dashes of angostura bitters. Garnish with sliced figs and thyme.